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Quagmegium 

QM² is the symbol for Quagmegium: "The strongest compound on Earth, nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome."
Example:
Glenn Quagmire: "QM²...has an atomic weight of awesome."
Meg Griffin: "Aww you're such a Cutie-Petudie!"

QM² is the symbol for Quagmegium: "The strongest compound on Earth, nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome."
Quagmegium by Snoopy's Dog House October 12, 2021
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quagfest 

Quagfest is a celebration hosted by Glenn Quagmire in honor of his 1000th sex partner.
Appeared in the episode "Fighting Irish"
I was invited into the quagfest and the event is prefaced by a parade featuring Quagmire's sex partners from around the world.
quagfest by ProfessionalCanadian! November 11, 2015
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spyware quake 

Spyware Quake is a fake spyware-removal program that actually is spyware in itself. It is characterized by a gray-silver program that says it removes spyware. Also, two alternate HTMLs come up called "Online Security Guide" and "Security Troubleshooting". These come up as green and blue shield symbols with checkmarks. Your computer will continue to remind you that you are infected with spyware, even though these reminders are part of Spyware Quake itself. Spyware Quake is downloaded through VCodec.
Do not download VCodec, otherwise Spyware Quake will appear on your computer.
spyware quake by KALINSKY April 30, 2006
An underrated Youtube rapper who, until he completely destroyed fellow youtuber KSI in his diss track “Insecure”, only got attention for making “Styles or Rapping” and FIFA videos.
Billy: Damn did you hear Quadeca demolish KSI in that one song last week?
Jimmy: KSI who?
Quadeca by ABC Mouse November 29, 2018
When you mean to type “ahh” but it auto corrects to quagga even though you have never used or even seen that word
did you see how hot he was! quagga (that’s where it auto corrects)
Quagga by xxbendover69xx May 31, 2020

Quagmire 

Sex crazed neighbor of Peter Griffin in Family guy. ALL RIGHT.
Quagmire by nO September 1, 2003

shaken quake 

To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.

(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps to success:

Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.
Example:

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.
shaken quake by jaughter June 27, 2010