psychic's house 

A place that smells terrible in a curious and distinct way.

Although good and interesting smells may be present, the overall smell is coming to get you.

"Hurry up and buy that copy of The Yage Letters already. It smells like a psychic's house up in here."

"I need to go back to the hostel and shower, yo. I smell like a psychic's house."

psychic's house by newsvava February 11, 2009

Psychic stalking

When someone uses their psychic ablilties to find out where you will go next so they can get there first so it doesnt look like they're stalking you when they acually are.

I was Psychic stalking so i didnt look like a stalker

Psychic stalking by GreymatterWarrior511 September 6, 2010

psychic shit 

The act of chronically defecating shortly before significant or even traumatic moments in one's life almost precognitive in nature. A foreboding bowel movement before shit goes straight to hell. Pun intended.

Ryan: "Yo you hear about that bomb threat at school this morning?"

Dave: "What? Dude I had the meanest feeling in my guts this morning before I left for the bus."

Ryan: " I think you have psychic shit, man."

psychic shit by Trigga45 September 24, 2013

Psychic Sausage 

The Psychic penis that is sent from your mind when you mentally penetrate your victim/partner.

Person 1: Did you just slip me a Psychic Sausage?
Person 2: Just enjoy the ride dear

Psychic Sausage by thejagerage January 10, 2011

Psychic Vampire 

AKA Energy Vampire.

1. A emotionally weak person who drains vital engery from other people. Basically what you call someone who drags you down and wastes you're time when you're around them.

2. A creature, in either humaniod or phantom-like form, that feeds on psychic energy, otherwise known as your life force.

1. You must be a psychic vampire, everytime I am around you I feel worn down and exhausted.

2. The Atavus are a race of psychic vampires on Earth Final Conflict as are the Wraith on Stargate Atlantis.

Psychic Vampire by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006

psychic herding 

A phenomena that happens when many people show up at the same time.

Most of the grocery store lanes were open until suddenly they were overwhelmed by the strange psychic herding of people.

psychic herding by ataraxis July 5, 2009

psychic stalker 

A psychic stalker is someone who stalks you in the psychic realm. They cast spells to help their ghosts follow you around everywhere you go. They can see out of your eyes, and they never leave you alone. Not even in your sleep. They even stalk you in your dreams. They hear what you hear, see what you see, smell what you smell, and taste what you taste.

Psychic Stalker: That thing in front of you, I can see it.
Tony: What? How can you see that if your not even anywhere near me?
Psychic Stalker: I'm calling the cops
Tony: You don't want me to know how you obtained your powers.
Psychic Stalker: That's right, and you'll never find out.

psychic stalker by Anthony Wheeler October 11, 2007