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Prize-Fighter 

To witness someone "prize-fighting" is nearly as remarkable as witnessing Old Faithful erupt or the great Niagra Falls flow over its cliff side. The event can only be described as seeing one man perspirate a nearly inconceivable amount of fluid from their body. Usually this coincides with alcohol and drug consumption.

Prize-Fighting is an event best done in the darkest, loneliest room available. To be caught Prize-Fighting is a horrible, disgusting embarrassment, best resolved by cutting the sweat saturated, stink encrusted shirt off your back.

Prize-Fighting is an extremely rare event for most people, however there are a select few, which seem almost chosen to prize-fight on a regular basis.
Following a few beers and one heroic bong rip Sloth begins the prize-fight of his life....

R: "Geeze, do you think THAT is what Sloth will look like right before he dies?"

(a brave lady in the room begins to soak up the oozing sweat from Sloth's head for fear he will drown in his own excrement)

S: "Jesus Christ Sloth... you look like a fucking Prize-fighter!"
Prize-Fighter by bigken18487 October 6, 2011

prize bull

This can be referred to the favoured child of the family or the favoured student of the class.
Student 1 : Mrs. Williams gave henry another happy face sticker for getting all answers correct.

Student 2 : That was expected, after all, he is her prize bull.
prize bull by Thelegendofelmo January 7, 2016

prize claw 

an MMA attack in which you jump into the air and grab the opponent by the head with all four of your limbs similar to a prize claw machine. Opponent could then be launched into the air or poked in the eye or slapped with your penis seeing as to how he will feel like a complete doushe
Jared: So how was your fight?

Tsuji: That was lame, i got flinged like a doushe.

Jared: Really? How?

Tsuji: He did a prize claw and slapped me with a cock
prize claw by Boto Chief February 5, 2009

Prize Whore 

Someone who continues to win multiple contests for prizes, not giving others a chance.
Mark: You already won the last 3 contests, everyone already knows you have the most skill, why not let someone else have a chance.

Tom: No way, I want the prizes.

Mark: Prize Whore!
Prize Whore by V.I. Lenin June 22, 2011

prize penis 

someone who clearly deserves the biggest award possible for being a dumb arse.
Charlie: Rupert just drove straight into that parked car!
Sidney: What a prize penis!
prize penis by matteusbeus January 4, 2012

prize faggots 

Large breasts on a woman
Kevin ended up with a black eye when he was caught ogling a girl's prize faggots at the snooker club and her boyfriend gave him a bunch of fives.
prize faggots by Dunky Oggins December 7, 2003