pressed ham on glass

When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.

Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?

pressed ham on glass by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006

Pressed 

When someone is getting angry or mad at another’s actions.

“Why’s she getting so pressed about not winning the basketball game”

Pressed by JohnnyTheSaviour August 9, 2019

pierre pressure 

e.g. to be put under pressure/be persuaded to do something by Pierre Hall

A- 'i called in sick for work today'

B- 'why i thought you were only going for one beer?'

A- 'me too. Pierre Pressure.'

pierre pressure by LEOHILARY April 14, 2014

lightly pressed 

At the point right before you are drunk, but definitely passed being buzzed.

Mitch: "You drunk yet Jack?!"
Jack: "Im feeling lightly pressed right now. Give me another beer or two."

lightly pressed by Yoloswag1994 May 17, 2014

Pressed Fruit-bowl

V. -The act of dropping ones pants and pressing ones butt and balls against a piece of glass which is visible by a passerby.

N. -The result of this process is a "pressed fruit-bowl."

Linda was shocked when she looked at the car next to her only to see a pressed fruit-bowl staring back at her.

Pressed Fruit-bowl by Vagimuff April 3, 2009

Folded under pressure

Cole N has done this multiple times

Cole N folded under pressure (AGAIN)!

Folded under pressure by PandaOnTop December 21, 2020

Pressed Ham 

Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.

We pressed ham to another car on the road.

Pressed Ham by dadaevan April 4, 2007