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A cute, pink blob-like monster in the MMORPG, Ragnarok Online. This is the weakest monster in the game, many players are fond of it because it is what most have leveled up on as a novice. Porings are also looters, meaning they swallow up any items they may find on the ground, and then drop them again once they are killed. Porings can also be kept as pets, and use their looting skill to pick up items for you.

There are also many stronger variations on the Poring, such as Poporing, Marin, and Drops, and the minibosses Angeling and Deviling. All of these can be found in Poring Heaven, two maps south and one map east of Prontera.
"Hey, that priest is mobbing Porings again? Lmao."
Poring by Barako May 26, 2006
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porking the beans 

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies
(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

No Porking Way 

When you are feeling "Wowed" about something that astonished you!!!!!!!!
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)
Kyle : "do you eat cardboard"
Dad: "No porking way"
Kyle: "yes porking way"
No Porking Way by Noporkingway.com November 8, 2019
Proning- Proactive Stoning. The act of smoking weed and being proactive. Smoking weed and gets things done.. One who prones may be a proner..
Son- Mom, I'm proning... Ill be home around 11pm..

Mom- You're doing WHAT?

Son- Proactive stoning.. Im getting high and doing shit!

Mom- Oh ok, be safe!

Mom to Friends- Im so proud of John for being a proactive stoner! Weed is such a good thing
Proning by Michaelmus shaw October 7, 2013
A sad little jelly-like monster that is amazingly still not on the extinction list due to frequent mass murders done by Novices on Ragnarok Online. But they're secretly planing, for a day when everyone least suspects it, to gang up on all players and kill everyone!
Novice: Liek Die you fcuking poring! *pokes*

Poring: >=3 *eats Novice*

Novice: AHH IT BURNS!! ...
poring by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004

porzingis 

God mode on.
You nailed that girl?

Dude, like a Porzingis
porzingis by MichaelKane69 November 9, 2017

Aqua-Porking 

Verb; Meaning to have sex in a situation involving water (eg. Pool, shower etc)
Man 1: "Me and this girl had sex in the shower last night!"
Man 2: "Ahh Aqua-Porking! Well played my son!"
Aqua-Porking by JizzWizz September 22, 2012