Skip to main content

Poesklap 

To administer a hard open-handed slap, usually to the face of a an unfortunate and irritating pest, such as a younger sibling or co-worker
I gave that guy such a poesklap, he saw into next week!
Poesklap by Snappie October 3, 2008
Related Words
what autocorrect used to change "pornhub" to. the source of frustration for hundreds of thousands of teenagers as they touched the screens of their iphones with their defiled fingers once again to fix this error.
I was trying to watch some god damn porn but autocorrect fucked me and I ended up looking up "poem hub"
poem hub by titblaster69 February 1, 2014

ma se poes 

A very popular derogatory slang South African term, literally meaning "your mother's vagina". Used across the board to insult someone (more so their mother) or to express anger at and individual, situation or item.
More often than not it is a quick way to provoke someone and a sure way to cause a fight.
Sometimes shortened to just "your ma se...", which is just as effective. Or even expanded as in "jou dubbele ma se poes".....
Also heard often when someone hurts hurts themself, e.g stubbing your toe....."Eina!! Ma se poes!! That hurts!!
Jan: Hey Dirk, your ma se poes!!
Dirk: What did you say about my mother? I'm gonna fuck you up!!!
Spectator: This ma se poes guy wants to fight. I'm sick of these ma se poes nights out!!
ma se poes by Serpent Tongue August 31, 2006

poets of the fall 

Poets of the Fall are an amazing band that hardly anyone has ever heard of outside of Europe. Pisses all over every other band that is out there. And then some. Check out their music on their website, or the repulsive phenomenon that is known as myspace.
Example: Poets of the Fall are the musical form of heaven.

poemission 

The spontaneous emission or burst of poetry, especially when spoken aloud in a stream of consciousness.
His mind sparked by the fine whiskey and good company, a poemission erupted that revealed his genuine adoration of the complicated yet complementary nature of womanhood.
poemission by Dan Rice February 23, 2008

Poeshousenice 

When something is insanely cool. It is used to describe something that is indescribable. Better than awesome, it's poeshousenice.
Person 1: Hey that is a really cool phone.
Person 2: I know right! It's poeshousenice!
Poeshousenice by poeshousenice March 2, 2015