pirate's eye 

shitting in a girls eye

i wanted to take a shit but i had to keep fucking her so i gave her the pirate's eye last night.

pirate's eye by nikemane December 26, 2008

Eye Eye Pirate 

You have a woman with one eye. You Move her eye patch and fuck her right in the eye socket. This is the Eye Eye Pirate.

She asked me for the Eye Eye Pirate. It was new and different, and a tight fit too.

Eye Eye Pirate by AceLiquor August 3, 2019

Pirate's Eye 

The eye that is damaged or lost from repeated prodding/poking, or Socket Rocketing.

Jake: Hey Zach, what happened to your eye?
Zach: My continued bad ideas led Paul to socket rocketing me repeatedly until my eye fell out. All I have now is this stupid eye patch.
Jake: Dude, that is one nasty Pirate's Eye

Pirate's Eye by littlenis May 1, 2009

One Eye’d Pirate

Just as you are about to blow a load while having sex ( kick your partner in the shin of the leg and nut in one of her eyes) They should then jump up and down on one leg and cover the eye with one hand

While having sex with her I was able to give her, she got mad after performing the one eye’d pirate

One Eye’d Pirate by Medix457 April 7, 2022

Reverse Pirate Eyepatch 

Your Wench is giving you a blowjob and your about to cum.... then that sneaky wench takes her mouth off and BAM! Your own cum in your eye! What do you do!? You cover it up and hide your shame with your hand and cry to the heavens! "Yarrrggggg!!!"

"Josh! You totaly just got reverse pirate eyepatched you stupid small cocked bastard!"

OR

"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"

Reverse Pirate Eyepatch by Based on a true story January 4, 2010

Pirate-Eyed 

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

Pirate-Eyed by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

Pirate-Eyed 

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

Pirate-Eyed by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015