Take a woman out
into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and
occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "
National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This
4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me
permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.
Joe: Nice I am
definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.