Pesto Pizza lovers

Big Black Monkeys

One big black monkey said "I want Pesto Pizza lovers" monkey 2 said fuck off black guy

Pesto Pizza lovers by Bigger Black Monkey March 31, 2025

Besto Pesto 

A Besto Pesto is someone who is your best friend in the whole world. You will do anything dumb with them, bully them relentlessly, but love them unconditionally. They stick with you everywhere you go and never leave your side. You are Besto Pestos with them even if you aren't together for a little bit. Unlike best friends, you only get one Besto Pesto in your life. Choose wisely.

"You're my Besto Pesto. Even though I'm mad at you, I'll love you forever."

Besto Pesto by Bill Brian November 13, 2019

Jimmy Pesto 

The worst italian american man i know

jimmy pesto: *does something that makes me rage inside*

Jimmy Pesto by Banke January 6, 2021

Creamy Pesto

A sex move involving massive pales of semen. The female douses herself in the semen, while up to five males continue to ejaculate into her orafices. As the woman masturbates it results in an incredible orgasm for the woman.

We creamy pestoed that dumb bitch, Susie, at my house last night. My house is fucked. Ha, get it, 'fucked'.

Creamy Pesto by Chef Pesto June 8, 2011

High Sierra Pesto 

Just your typical out in the woods with nothing but some olive oil to lube up for anal sex. A sort of Macgyver meets Ron Jeremy.

Dude went camping and forgot the lube so he just made High Sierra Pesto instead.

High Sierra Pesto by bradolf pitler August 6, 2009

Street Pesto 

It's literally just crack and basil

José, you sold me pot, but I wanted street pesto.

Street Pesto by Streetpestojosè August 6, 2017

buddia pesto 

my power point slide (play ear rape musik)

buddia pesto buddia buddia pesto

buddia pesto by man 23 4 5 6 7 89 January 23, 2019