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And the good news is, Pélé never headbutts people.
pélé by Zidane is a fucktard September 10, 2006
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Verb used when someone shithouses their way through something, similar to former Brazilian footballer Pelé who is a renowned shithouse.
Crikey, I’ve really Pelé’d some likes on this tweet!”
Pelé by DazzaBrownsword April 24, 2019
Kicking a man's hand while he is masturbating without hitting his balls or penis in order to increase his pleasure.
- This guy I met at the adult bookstore and I were jerking off together, but he was taking too long to finish. So I gave him a Pele' and he hit the goal.

- I once tried giving my boyfriend a Pele', but I missed, and now he's got one less testicle.
Pele' by Frankly Abbottz September 8, 2010
The King of Football. Simply the GOAT, he is a inspiration to a lot of people and footballers. He won 3 World Cups, and, many more trophies. Made Football the Beautiful game and did everything for this game. Rest in Peace Legend🙏
1940-2022.
Person 1: Yo! did you hear Pelé just died?
Person 2: No way! May he rest in Peace
Pelé by mitrije13 February 4, 2023

Pele syndrome 

Megalomania; Extreme vanity and conceit; Pele syndrome is characterized by an inflated sense of self-esteem and overestimation by persons of their own powers.

An older name for the mental condition is narcissitic personality disorder. In extreme cases, a person with the Pele syndrome might refer to themselves in the third person (as Pele himself).
Muhammad Ali ("I am the greatest"), Cristiano Ronaldo ("I am rich, famous, and a great player") are the prime examples of people with the Pele syndrome.

Leaders of religious cults and dictators usually have the Pele syndrome.

Historically, Alexander the Great and Joseph Stalin are said to have the Pele syndrome.

The prime example of someone with the Pele syndrome is Pele himself. In the last 40 years he has regularly come out with such pronoucements as "I am the greatest", "I am still the greatest", "There will never be another Pele", and the nugget "Every kid around the world who plays soccer wants to be Pele".
Pele syndrome by Zeus is the Lord October 29, 2011

Pele'ontolgoy 

Da ancestral study of famed athlete Edson Arantes do Nascimento.
A little Pele'ontolgoy reveals dat some of da famous football-player's forebears were also into sports.
Pele'ontolgoy by QuacksO February 26, 2021