Smashing Pasty 

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty

I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!

Smashing Pasty by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006

Smash Ya Pasty 

Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.

"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"

"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"

Smash Ya Pasty by Marc P November 2, 2008

Smash Pasty 

Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.

Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?

Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!

Smash Pasty by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009

Stuck the butter in the pantry

Euphemism for unintentional anal sex.

Girl 1: My guy and I were having some crazy sex last night and he almost stuck the butter in the pantry!

Girl 2: Ahh! I hate it when that happens!

Stuck the butter in the pantry by NotMalice May 28, 2012

smashed pasty 

After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.

Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!

smashed pasty by Siobhan Smith July 27, 2008

I'd smash her pasty 

I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.

"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"

I'd smash her pasty by Megaross March 26, 2010

smash her pasty 

uninhibited, animalistic rough sex

"check out the legs on her"
"fuuuuuuuuuck.......i would smash her pasty"

smash her pasty by mandingo89 July 25, 2009