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Gorilla Pallet

A pallet with various issues which NEEDS to be addressed yet goes ignored just as the gorilla did in the classic video titled “Selective Attention Test”.
Look at everyone walking by that gorilla pallet like it’s invisible.

Paint your pallet 

When a guy is getting a bj, the pallet is the top of your mouth, his skeet paints your pallet.
She says " I want you to paint my pallet!"

He says " Can I paint your pallet?"
Paint your pallet by BJ painting October 10, 2008

Mean Pallet

A term used in logistics to describe the centre of gravity of all pallets carrying (or not) carrying goods worldwide. Due to the absence of a GPS tracker on most pallets, this is a quantity (expressed as a latitude and longitude) that can only be estimated.

Setting 0.N and 0.E as a baseline, the mean pallet is estimated to be somewhere over the Caspian Sea (due to a high level of manufacturing in the far east.) It is also estimated to be drifting in a east-south-easterly direction at a rate of 0.24 kilometres per day although the movement of the largets container ships can produce significant noise in this trend.
(From a postdoctorate textbook in applied logistics):-

'The Mean Pallet was a phrase first coined in the 19th Century by a Victorian industrialist who, looking out of his factory window, proclaimed 'I wonder where ye average of all ye world pallets be'
Mean Pallet by mids99 July 10, 2010

clef pallet 

When a child is born and their upper lip is connected to their nostral(s).

Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:

1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp
Yo Dean, check out that guys clef pallet, he looks like a wounded duck.
clef pallet by Skott October 11, 2004

Roxanne Pallet 

A vicious person who tells the world you assaulted her by punching her repeatedly when you go to even hug her.
If you come near me i’m going to Roxanne Pallet your ass!
Roxanne Pallet by Big Brother Fan September 1, 2018

l'pallet 

An alternate word for cool. A very popular word used around Australia and New Zealand. Started when a pallet of soft french cheeses fell off the back of a truck and was stolen by passer-bys.
"Man, this new Will Smith song is so l'pallet"
"This shit is l'pallets. P-A-L-L-E-T-S."
l'pallet by -benji- April 3, 2009