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I’ve had my morning coffee, now I’m optimized!
Optimize by uw buddy November 27, 2023

Self optimizer 

One who glorifies themselves at the expense of those around them or associated with.
My co-worker is a “self optimizer” purposefully promoting prowess over others to the detriment of those he/she views a a threat in their immediate environment.

Robust Optimizer 

Someone who knows the darkest nights produce the brightest stars.
Are you taking an umbrella just because there is a 10% chance of rain? You are such a robust optimizer!
Robust Optimizer by cuppoo95 September 21, 2021

Optimice 

Dumping out excess ice you've just re-added to your cup when getting a fountain drink; achieving optimum ice quantity
Sorry it took so long to get my drink, had to optimice a couple of times
Optimice by FuzHed May 9, 2009

Optimizal 

Optimus Prime of the 20th Century. He is a bad ass robot, that brings pain.
Optimizal arrives. ** Enemies flee the area.
Optimizal by Optimizal November 4, 2011
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Optymize by alelale December 6, 2021