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“Oof after traumatic event disorder
When you go through a traumatic event and upon hearing of this, your friend(s) simply reply with “oof”
Person 1: I watched my friend get shot.
Person 2: Oof
Person 1: I have oated
OATED by Help.me.im.dedede October 9, 2019
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opted Opted-Out Co-opted outed opped ooted OATED optd Opteron Oxted School
A small town located in Surrey, England, which is home to some of the biggest twatts that you're ever likely to encounter...
You get people like 16yr old girls who act like 12yr olds and refer to the mature people as spastics, fat chicks that think they're the hottest people on the planet and dress like sluts, chavs that come out after dark, and adults who class all teenagers as trouble-making yobs.

Aside from that, Oxted does have a nice lesuire centre, train station, supermarket and park...

But that doesn't stop it from being one of the worst places to live in the UK.
And yes, you've guessed it... I live there...
"I'm just going to go down to Oxted to watch a movie, go shopping, go swimming and catch a train"
"Okay, but just make sure that you're back before dark. You don't want to be raped by chavs, do you?"
Oxted by CyberElectric January 5, 2005
In journalism, it has always meant Opinion Editorial or Opinion of the Editor.
The Oped (Op Ed) this week comes from Mrs Ethel Snodgrass of Chipping Sodbury on the subject on the medicinal uses of earwax.
oped by aidanbh April 25, 2015

Chill outed 

When retards like Brooke perry forget the word chilled out so they try and use something else
Me: chill out
Brooke: I am chill outed
Chill outed by Pussyhole123 March 12, 2018

Ancestry Outed 

When family secrets get exposed after using an at home DNA kit.
"Hey man, just found out that I got a half- brother in California. Looks like dad was messing around."

"Yea looks like he got Ancestry Outed"
Ancestry Outed by Bluestang65 December 13, 2019

Optessimist

1. Being in-between: not fully a pessimist, and not fully an optimist either; the sweet spot.
Davis: "I know, I'm such a pessimist."

Kat: "I'm an optessimist, so sometimes I'll think that everything I do is wrong, but other times I'll just be happy for the future and what comes next. Beat that."
Optessimist by nesbolin! April 18, 2011