vince noir 

A vain yet hilarious man portrayed by Noel Fielding on the BBC TV show The Mighty Boosh. Most famous for his hairstyle and boots but also for his humour and the fact every indie girl who reads NME fanices the pants off him.

That girl looks like Vince Noir with that trendy mullet.

It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.

vince noir by Lott August 6, 2006

Chat Noir 

Chat Noir is very hot, but still super sweet and an overall really good guy! he deserves much more love than he is given and is just waiting for Ladybug to fall for him! He uses pet names like Bugaboo and Princess for two, or should i say one very special girl! Though, Ladybug dislikes being called Bugaboo he calls her that anyways. It sucks that Chat isn’t real though. but he still has a special place in our hearts <3

Chat Noir: Hey Bugaboo, fancy seeing you here!
Ladybug: Chat, stop calling me that!
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Chat Noir: Don’t worry Princess, i’ll save you

Marinette: Mhm. okay.

Chat Noir by AngelAgreste August 17, 2018

vince noir 

Vince Noir is a character portrayed by English mega-comedian Noel Fielding. Vince is a mix of awesomeness and hair awesomeness, two awesomenessess which rarely, if ever meet. His show counter part is a similarly awesome man called Howard Moon, Howard is somewhat jealous of Vince always taking it a step over whatever Howard does.

Vince Noir:My hairs an intrinsic ingredient to this show.
Howard Moon: Do you really need 15 people working on it at any one time?
V: Atleast, 2 for fringe, 1 for feathering, 1 for height, circumference.
H: Circumference?
V: yes hair cicrumference, theres alot to think about with hair. If my barnet doesnt look good people get furious, they tune out immediately.
H:I think you underestimate the power of my acting to hold a crowd.
V:I dont think so.
H:I dont need funny little hair-do to do that. I do my own hair.
V: Council does your hair.

vince noir by John Beefburger October 24, 2007

Cat noir 

A sexy beast from miraculous ladybug

Have you seen cat noir in cat blanc

Cat noir by Catnoirsass October 26, 2019

cat noir 

one sexy motherfucker in the show miraculous ladybug, and doesnt get as much attention as he should get.

person 1: isnt that cat noir from miraculous ladybug?
person 2: poor guys back hurts from carrying the whole fucking show

cat noir by i don’t know pls don’t ask April 3, 2020

bogan noir 

Subgenre of film noir characterised by a contemporary Australian setting. Often has many of the characteristics of traditional film noir - a morally ambiguous protagonist, crime, existential themes - but features a cast of characters colloquially known as bogans. Examples include The Boys, Two Hands, The Square and Suburban Mayhem.

The Square was a great example of bogan noir - 'No Country for Old Men' with mullets and moccasins!

bogan noir by Brett Lamb October 16, 2008

Pinot Noir 

Slang for a black penis. Originates from a song of the same name created by Titus Andromedon on the Netflix show "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt".

"PINOOOOOOOOOOOT NOIR!"

"Pinot Noir, you're a star, listen to Tom Berenger!"

Pinot Noir by Mwatuangi October 12, 2015