An unfortunate turn of events during a round of golf, usually involving green prickly weeds, over indulgence of alcohol, a case of the shanks, or Frank Raneri.

During their annual Myrtle Beach golf trip, Sam ran in to multiple patches of Stinging Nettle!

Stinging Nettle by My Dixie Normous August 11, 2008

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piss off a nettle

When one comes across a female of such great beauty, one is compelled to commit any form of depraved sexual act. Falling to such a low that one would even indulge in drinking the urine of the lady in question from a place that was almost certain to result in pain - in order to reach sexual gratification and impress the girl.

Look at her in her tight top, micro-skirt and high heeled shoes - hair waving in the summer breeze. I would lick her piss off a nettle.

piss off a nettle by normanstanleyfletcher November 21, 2016

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stinging nettle

a plant with stinging neddles that when you touch it the needles shoot onto you and make you itch really bad comonly found in dry areas

i stepped on the stinging nettle and it hurt like hell my foot has been itching for 30 minutes

stinging nettle by cornhoolio December 2, 2009

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Nuttles

Referring to a person who is acting insane, crazy, or nuts

Ely wants to play with Cally's hair, he's freaking nuttles.

Nuttles by alyandbri July 19, 2010

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