f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat) 

FUCK OFF MY BOAT!!!
This expression is used from another asian who doesn't like a fob.
Similar to how a person says "vamoose" or "leave now"

Yo bitchass f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat)
Meaning...get the hell otta here!)

f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat) by MaStA Chi February 24, 2007

Can i B my L on your Ts? 

It stands for Can I Bust my Load on your Tits.
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

I asked her " Can i B my L on your Ts?" she wanted me to put my P in her V instead

Can i B my L on your Ts? by Brennan Henderson October 9, 2008

B my L on someone's T's 

A quote in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall which means, Blow my Load on someone's Titties.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.

B my L on someone's T's by Diego B May 23, 2008

i need to B my L on someone's Ts 

I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.

i need to B my L on someone's Ts by Peter Bretter May 2, 2010

b my v 

Shortened form of 'bang my vagina'. The female version of s my d, or suck my dick.

Guy: S MY D!
Girl: B MY V!

Guy #2: Well you can just go suck a dick.
Girl #2: Only if you'll b my v.

Megan: You know what I really want to do?
Stephanie: B my V?

b my v by HardandReady November 7, 2010

i need to B my L on someone's T's 

I Need To Blow My Load On Someone's Tits. (From the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

Rory: Hows the Sex Life?
Donnie: I Need To B My L On Someone's T's.
Rory: Me Too...

i need to B my L on someone's T's by Donald Schwartz May 8, 2008

B ballin' with my home boys 

What you say when you are black and are going to play basketball with your niggas.

I'll be home for dinner later, but right now I am going to be B ballin' with my home boys.

B ballin' with my home boys by SPELL ICUP NIBBA March 28, 2017