Muffin Faggot

Name for penis owners usually named Justin.

I know a muffin faggot that lives in Colorado.

Muffin Faggot by Dudething December 18, 2021

frick-muffin

A word used to express humorous disappointment/distaste for something.

Aw frick-muffin! I lost my lunch money!

frick-muffin by hibiscus123 May 15, 2016

crust muffin 

when emma chamberlian's makeup is looking crusty and not blended at the end of the day

i look like a crust muffin

crust muffin by krystal :) June 8, 2018

jizzshit muffin

A muffin that it looks like a group of guys jizzed on it and then another guy came and took a shit on the jizz mountain.
Can also be used as a compliment

"Yo look at these jizzshit muffins i baked"
"Dam u look like a real jizzshit muffin today <3"

jizzshit muffin by chrissstossss October 7, 2020

mooge muffins 

When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.

Girl: What happened to me last night? Why do I have mooge muffins?

Roommate: Weeeeeeeell...

mooge muffins by 0neWay November 19, 2013

Muffinbutton

A button that when pushed produces a muffin without any real purpose. The button to the left of the red one and right of the blue one.

Hey, Goku, where'd you get that muffin?

Muffinbutton.

But, I, I didn't install a muffinbutton.

Then... where'd I get this muffin?

Muffinbutton by elemenda October 15, 2011

free-muffin 

When a girl "goes commando." Opposite of a guy who's "free-ballin"

From Family Guy: Ugh, look at Miss Tammy. What a skank. She's free-muffin it at a baby school.

free-muffin by mysuppletweets November 13, 2015