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mother mucker 

When you want to call someone a mother fucker, but don't want to get in trouble.

Origin:
In Texas Hold'em, you can fold your hand and throw your cards into the "muck". Now imagine someone does that to a mom. Pretty messed up.
"Hey why do I not get a raise this year? I'm outta here you mother mucker"

"Oh this mother mucker just cut in front of me."

Barn Mucker 

An Individual who participates and thoroughly enjoys performing oral sex on females.
1) We're all Barn Muckers here
2) That Eddie is a damn fine Barn Mucker.
3) See all those beauty guys right there? Barn Muckers for sure.
Barn Mucker by Blackhawkz11 November 18, 2010

Barn Mucker 

Someone who enjoys having sex with the elderly.
You are such a barn mucker, stop fishing for hoes at the bingo hall!
Barn Mucker by Schlongdong69 January 16, 2019

Father Mucker 

Less vulgar and more entertaining term for "Mother Fucker";
instead of Fother Mucker, "Father" is used to confuse the listener.

See also: "Nucking Futs" Same methodology used.
Example:
<Shinosuke> It's "Pronunciation", not "PronOunciation"...
<Shinosuke> You stupid Father Mucker!
* Shinosuke grins and acts all smart and mighty.
Father Mucker by Shinosuke May 12, 2004

Sucker mucker 

A sexual term to describe giving a blow job whilst simultaneously fingering someone's bum hole, without performing a preparatory anal cleanse or douche beforehand.
I was giving Daniel a sucker mucker last night and got shit under my nails.
Sucker mucker by The Great Grifter October 28, 2020

futher mucker 

It's a funny way for saying "Mother fucker". Also a way to say mother fucker when it's not appropriate to say it.
"Those futher mucks robbed me!"
futher mucker by Jay June 2, 2004