two-shit morning 

Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.

In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.

You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.

Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.

two-shit morning by DistinctDiffident February 8, 2018

Junifer Morningsnout 

mysterious individual with connections

tamera needed some professional assistance so she deliberately ran into the likes of Junifer Morningsnout

anytime i need something or someone for something grand its best to consult none other than Junifer Morningsnout

Junifer Morningsnout by Suswaxwrappers August 22, 2022

wet toothbrush morning 

The morning after a late night; characterized by a wet toothbrush because you brushed your teeth just a few hours ago when you went to bed. Not necessarily but usually waking up for work after a late night of drinking.

Adam: You look like hell. Did you even sleep between the party and work this morning?

Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.

wet toothbrush morning by Guy Snyder September 15, 2014

Morning Dump 

The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning

That was one epic morning dump I took today when I woke up

Morning Dump by Slimy Steve July 4, 2014

Morning Hitler 

When you're shaving in the morning and leave a little Hitler moustache before taking that part off as well, just to see what it looks like on you.

"I tried the Morning Hitler today. Too bad one guy ruined it for the rest of us."

Morning Hitler by Koekje Zwei September 5, 2013

Lucifer Morningstar 

The main character in the Netflix film, Lucifer. Funny, sexual, loyal, protective, and kind are his main qualities.

"Awwww, Lucifer is so sweet to Chloe!!! Come on, Lucifer Morningstar!!!!"

Lucifer Morningstar by TrixieMorningstar June 20, 2019

Morning water 

Whatever bodily liquid you wake up in from the night before.

Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.

Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!

Morning water by Conker1 October 5, 2016