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McConologue 

Whether in character or as himself Matthew McConaughey has delivered truely original dialogue to his audience. Recently, his career has seen a resurgence as he has been taking on much heavier roles than the predictable romcoms we've all winced at when watching. This term is used when Matty provides his audience with a deep, memorable, grippingly real performance coupled with exquisitly written dialogue.
McConologue

As Rust (True Detective): "Ascendant meat, however illusory our identities are, we craft those identities by making value judgements. Everybody judges all the time. Now, you got a problem with that, you're living wrong."

:"If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward, then brother, that person is a piece of shit.”

As Himself (Oscar's Speech): "And to my hero. That's who I chase. Now when I was 15 years old, I had a very important person in my life come to me and say 'who's your hero?' And I said, 'I don't know, I gotta think about that. Give me a couple of weeks.' I come back two weeks later, this person comes up and says 'who's your hero?' I said, 'I thought about it. You know who it is? It's me in 10 years.' So I turned 25. Ten years later, that same person comes to me and says, 'So, are you a hero?' And I was like, 'not even close. No, no, no.' She said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because my hero's me at 35.' So you see every day, every week, every month and every year of my life, my hero's always 10 years away. I'm never gonna be my hero. I'm not gonna attain that. I know I'm not, and that's just fine with me because that keeps me with somebody to keep on chasing.
"So, to any of us, whatever those things are, whatever it is we look up to, whatever it is we look forward to, and whoever it is we're chasing, to that I say, 'Amen.' To that I say, 'Alright, alright, alright.' To that I say 'just keep living.' Thank you."
McConologue by Chech240 April 5, 2014
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Moanologue 

When all that comes out of someone's mouth is an endless stream of relentless, nonstop moaning.
Stay away from Joanna today, I just got a ten minute moanologue all about her crappy date last night.
Moanologue by SoliloquyGirl May 23, 2011
When your mother or mother-in-law calls to talk about everything and nothing at the same time. You have no hope of ever contributing to said conversation, and this tends to last for hours at a time. Unless you can find a timely excuse to get off the phone, you "lose signal", you pass the phone off to someone else (also known as a dick move), or she runs out of things to say (ie, the end of the world) you are permanently glued to the phone.
Jimmy was waiting for his girlfriend to call and was unfortunate enough to walk into a momologue due to his lack of caller ID.

Larry had been subjegated to so many hours of momologue, that 6 days later his landlady discovered his emaciated body attached to a phone, with some faint chatter going on in the background.

"Dude, your mom needs friends or something, thats the 3rd party you've missed this month."
"Dude, I know! She momologued for so long, I took a nap, woke up, and she was still going on about Aunt Linda's dog!"
momologue by phoenix_starr23 April 19, 2009
When your mom gives you an excessively long lecture about stuff you did wrong.
I left my bike out in the rain and had to come inside and listen to my mom give me a two hour momologue about how I need to learn the value of money.
momologue by tommytoes January 11, 2012

monogogue 

a religious place where bitches pray for the one and only holy Jannat.
Person 1: Do you want to go to the monogogue?

Person 2: No I want to go to the synagogue .

Person 1: HeH?
monogogue by dracomalfoysmacksmyass November 11, 2020

monologumous 

Monologumous is the adjective of monologue. To say that something is monologumous means that it holds the characteristics and/or traits of a monologue piece.
Josh: Is this more of a narrative or a monologue?
Kate: That shit's monologumous!
monologumous by kosh2530 October 25, 2009

inner modelogue 

(noun) Dialogue to yourself that causes you to make bad decisions based on your over-inflated egotistical self image.

Thoughts you have to yourself when you look in a mirror.
I know I shouldn't have let that creepy guy take pictures of me, but my inner modelogue just told me to do it. What if he'd been a talent scout??

The other day, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and my inner modelogue went crazy.
inner modelogue by shanut March 16, 2009