mitt romney ads 

Stupid video ads that pop up on any site that have to do with the Republican politician Mitt Romney and usually take up to 30 seconds wasting your time.

Person: oh look ___ made a new video!
*opens youtube video*
*ad pops up and says*: "Mitt Romney is a your future."
Person: -_- fucking mitt romney ads... *waits 17 seconds*

mitt romney ads by theaverageinternetuser August 11, 2012

Mitt Romney 2012 

An expression used after saying some extremely offensive or disgusting to shed humor or justify what was said

I think we should just kill all of the crack babies and welfare queens....... Mitt Romney 2012

I wish my parents were dead...... Mitt Romney 2012

Mitt Romney 2012 by werstonmutterson December 12, 2012

Mitt Romney effect. 

The more you spend time with someone, the less you like them.

Karen: I thought the new guy was cool at first, but, now, I think he's a douche.

Jenna: he's got a total Mitt Romney effect.

Mitt Romney effect. by potterfreak98 September 23, 2012

Mitt Romney Money 

One that has money beyond that of a normal baller yet pays less taxes than a street pharmaceutical rep or an illegal immigrant.

Look dat new lex he be drivin. He must got dat Mitt Romney Money.

Mitt Romney Money by TheQuietStormRVA November 29, 2012

Willard Mitt Romney 

Romney's full name. Oddly enough, he didn't like being called Willard, and chose to go by his middle name instead.

His father, George Romney, named him after hotel magnate J Willard Marriott and his uncle Milton Romney (nicknamed Mitt).

Willard Mitt Romney or Barack Hussein Obama. Either way, we'll have a president with a weird name.

Willard Mitt Romney by JeffGannon August 14, 2012

The Mitt Romney 

The Mitt Romney: (Verb)

1) Sexual intercourse wherein one's partner becomes highly self conscious and overly accommodating often resulting in heavy perspiration and multiple position changes usually preceding an anti-climatic finish. Phrases such as "Is this okay with you?" or "am I doing ok, would you like to try something different?" are symptomatic of this condition.

2) The residual transfer of synthetic tanning solution from one partner to another, also known as "the Romney hickey."

Todd was excited to attempt the 'flying lotus' position he learned in the kama sutra but it quickly turned into 'The Mitt Romney' after he sweated all over me, slipped off the kitchen counter and twisted his ankle.

The Mitt Romney by the sunless tanner September 12, 2011

The Mitt Romney 

When you ejaculate on 47% of your lovers face.

I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'

I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.

My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.

The Mitt Romney by RoyCoup November 14, 2012