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Mile High Club Half Member 

Wanking on a plane, usually in the plane lavatory. Like the Mile High Club but far easier to attain and much more shameful.
Example 1
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.

Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!

Guy 1: Called it!

Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!

*Johnny guy drinks*

Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.

mile-high club 

the hypothetical association of people who have done the sex act in an airplane while it was a mile or more in the air.
They got caught trying to join the mile-high club.

mile high club 

Men and women who have had sex while flying in an airplane.
Are you a member of the mile high club?

Not yet, but I'm dying to be in it.
mile high club by kyoung April 8, 2008

Mile High Fort

A Mile High Fort is exactly like a Mile High Club, only for gay sex. This includes both gay and lesbian sexual experiences.
John: Where have you been? You missed this awesome movie.

Clark: Me and that guy over there, taking up two seats, visited the mile high fort.

Mile-High Turban 

A blowjob, in the seat of an airplane. Typically covered by a cheap airline blanket..
The guy behind me was getting a mile-high turban. I saw it on the way to the restroom - there's no way that chick was sleeping under there.
Mile-High Turban by Dale Earnheart November 30, 2010

Mile high club 

Doing anything sexual in an aeroplane at least a mile off the ground.
As the airhostess passed Johnny he copped a feel of her big juicy ass. She looked around to see everyone asleep and then leaned into Johnny, her big juicy tits in his face and whispered "Would you like to be part of the mile high club?" Johnny nodded eagerly! She led him into the empty First Class area and told him to sit on the bed. He did as told and then she started to rub his cock, the rubbing then turned to licking, which then turned to sucking and the she started humming. Johnny was in heaven! Just before orgasm she took off her skirt and jumped on him and they had the most wild sex ever. A few passangers woke up because of the noise... but they just waited for their turns.