mircosofting 

Microsofting: Verb

infinitiv microsoft

presens microsofting

preteritum microsofted

defintion: When a company builds up a good reputaion with quality products, then goes to screw its costumer over with faulty merchandise. Knowing loyal consumers will buy their product in good faith, only to die inside when it invitably shows itself to be a unfinished or terrible product.

1. Microsoft really microsofted us with Windows 8.

2. Why is Sony microsofting us on the Playstation 4?

3. Activision clearly wanted to microsoft Call of duty: ghosts.

4. Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas enjoy mircosofting the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises.

mircosofting by MrGaranti January 22, 2014

microsoftifying 

the act of making a perfect game really shitty by adding pointless features which affect no one but the 8 year olds on there moms computers

"Hey dude, Gotta go microsoftifying!"
"Fuck you!"

microsoftifying by xrochy November 19, 2020

Microsoftism 

The belief that older and more capable software should be deprecated in favor of newer and less capable software.

Also see Appleism.

As a firm believer in Microsoftism, Wolvindra believed the only way to get people to play Prop Hunt X was to make his existing maps incompatible with Prop Hunt Classic.

Microsoftism by Fasteroid May 6, 2023

Microlooting

The art of stealing small items from large corporations.

Shawna: "Gary, where did you get those lemons?"
Gary: "No worries my honey bunch. I saw them on the way out. So I grabbed them. Everyone is microlooting in New York City these days."

Microlooting by Caroline Eicher April 22, 2026