Gellin' with her melons 

a saying that is most appropriately used when you see a female that has over-sized breasts compared to the rest of her body, and she is OBVIOUSLY wearing a padded bra and such.

guy1:"Dude, you see that girl?! Her rack is pretty impressive!"
guy2:"no dude, she's just GELLIN' WITH HER MELONS."

Gellin' with her melons by Doomymcmushroom June 10, 2009

'Mellow Melons

Titties that are not high and firm, but instead, fleshy and pillowy soft. Usually only found on bigger girls or women who have had kids. Good for burying your face in and getting lost; so-so good for tittie fucking.

Note: 'Mellow melons is a combo of the words "marshmellow" and "melons". It does not mean her tits are mellow as in 'chilled out'.

Donna has some nice 'mellow melons. It's like squeezing clouds.

'Mellow Melons by NINerd January 16, 2009

flesh melons 

big, round, juicy tits

fat girls do not have these!!!

Gary: Did you see the flesh melons on that babe?
Bill: I would've sucked the sin out of them!

flesh melons by Ted Palansky April 17, 2005

Sweater Melons 

(n.) Breasts.

Britney Spears has fabulous sweater melons!

Sweater Melons by Jack Flash December 11, 2003

Armstrong Melons 

When a girl has tits so big that Neil Armstrong could spot them from the moon

Yea she had some Armstrong Melons

Armstrong Melons by the other one 2 November 12, 2010

wildin out your melons

Going crazy.

Crazy out your brain.

"Hey did you just snuff that guy?"
"Yeah"
"You're wildin out your melons."

wildin out your melons by Carolyndenadel September 10, 2013

Like a pool of melons 

The commonly used phrase to describe yourself as actually said, a pool of melons. This is most often to display your coolness in a situation, and your absolute good vibe that you are currently feeling. Other uses can be "like melons flowing down a river", "like a melon ocean", and "that event was a melon tidal wave!". All of which keep the same meaning, to describe a good vibe and moment.

The anti of this is to say "like a pool of cantaloupes", a phrase used to describe an event with a bad vibe and that left you displeased.

Origins of these two phrases are currently unknown, but we believe that it was made in a small town by one man who decided to flow a bunch of melons down a stream with some upbeat music playing. The origin doesn't really matter though, just go out and have a pool of melons of a time!

person 1 who just left party: Man bro, that party was like a pool of melons!
person 2 who just left party: Nah dude, that was for sure like a pool of cantaloupes!
person 1 who is now annoyed: Whatever you say man, don't kill my melon stream.

Like a pool of melons by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021