poor man's shower 

much like the mexican shower, it is a quickened alternative to a shower or a bath. requires the dipping of one's head underneath the faucet so as to clean the hair but not the entire body.

the term originates from a detroit urban legend whereby one man had only enough money to generate water for his hair. he was, in fact, poor.

1. time is money, just take a poor man's shower
2. look, we're running late. either take a mexican shower or a poor man's shower.

3. if you think you're gonna be able to go bravo delta tonight, you gotta at least take a poor man's shower
4. you can tell he only took a poor man's shower this morning

poor man's shower by BIGGG AL May 28, 2009

Man's Bestfriend 

A Dog

Dude my German Shepherd is freaking awesome. He protected me from an intruder.lets just say that guy wont be intruding anymore. I love this canine. Dog is truly Man's bestfriend .

Man's Bestfriend by wowdudethatskool September 15, 2009

No Man's Sky 

A video game released by Hello Games in 2016. Despite the hype that took this indie game to a AAA title, at the time of its release, many features it was said to have were missing and it was rampant with glitches.
However, in the ultimate act of putting people before profits, the NMS team released many bug fixes and has since delivered many of the features it was missing, and added even more which were never mentioned before its release, even introducing virtual reality support on PC and PS4. Unlike many game studios, Hello Games never charged for any of the new content and or VR support. Thus, No Man's Sky may be one of the best video games of our time, and is certainly a leader in how to continue a game if it doesn't live up to expectations.

"I played No Man's Sky all day!"

"I preordered No Man's Sky and was so disappointed after first, but they updated their game and now it's great."

Bob: "No Man's Sky is fire."
John: "Yeah, a dumpster fire."
Bob: "Nah man, they fixed the problems and now it's been engoodened."
John: "Aw man, I wish Bethesda would do the same thing..."

"It'd be great if Skyrim did a No Man's Sky and fixed their bugs."

No Man's Sky by TransGaymer April 12, 2020

Thinking man's Friday 

Drinks that are had on a Thursday night to avoid the Friday bar rush, reserved specifically for the 'thinking man'.

Believed to have originated in mid-2011 in Chorlton, Manchester.

- Thinking man's Friday?
- Yeah, but only a few, work in the morning.
- Of course, we're thinking tonight.

Thinking man's Friday by Chorlton_team October 25, 2011

Fat man's lollipop 

A pizza cutter that has cheese and toppings on it from cutting a pizza.

Frankie licked his fat man's lollipop after cutting his pizza.

Fat man's lollipop by jonesypeace January 7, 2012

poor man's lettuce 

potato chips on a sandwich

"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."

"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"

poor man's lettuce by hodags1966 October 19, 2017

Checking a man’s left hip 

When an annoying girl on tiktok posts about doing something random that has other implicit meaning and gives no further explanation so people are stuck wondering what her made up shit means.

This girl posted about checking a man’s left hip. She needs to get a life and stop wasting people’s time. Although all these people have time to waste if they are on tiktok.

Checking a man’s left hip by Gurtthespurt January 20, 2022