Mac OS X 

Mac OS X is yet another operating system for bigots and fools to latch on to. Just like windows, linux it's main purpose to get lusers to religiosly follow and purchase the OS and it's accessories.

Mac zealots, like windows and linux zealots are likely to flame you, flame you, and flame you if say anything about their os, positive or negative.

The only difference between Apple and Microsoft is that when Steve Jobs tells you to buy his new product, you do it. When bill gates and croanies tell you, you puke and ridicule. Then steal the interface for "tranformation packs".

Man those lusers really hype that Mac OS X, and that Linux, and that Windows...they all suck!!

Mac OS X by B1FF! March 10, 2005

Mac OS X 

The crappiest operating system out there, but only for stupid people with Apple's computers like the very stupid new G5s.

Some people think that Macs are good, but the truth is that they can't even run flash games properly, plus they are generally crappy. Those people are total dickwads.

"Aw man... you have a crappy Apple computer and you're running Mac OS X? That's wack!"

Mac OS X by Johnny Suave April 3, 2005

Mac OS X 

The shitiest computer platform ever made! All it ever does is makes weird sounds and freezes.

-Oh by the way, I'm a PC user!!!

Oh my god, she uses an apple! Uuugh... I'm so not HER friend anymore!

Mac OS X by Mere-Tear February 2, 2005

Mac OS X 

Apple's OS that is much better than OS 9. Contrary to popular belief, OS X is NOT based on FreeBSD. It only borrows a couple components. It is based off Darwin OS, another Operating System by Apple. Darwin IS a flavor of UNIX, therefore Mac OS X is based on UNIX, just not based off of FreeBSD UNIX.

It can run simple Windows programs using WINE + Darwine.

Again, contrary to popular belief, OS X is perfect for games.

It can run games like GTA: SA for Windows under Cider without any lag.

Many games have already been ported to OS X - like Call of Duty 4.

Runs both games on a 2010 11" Macbook Air.

Runs slightly worse on a PC/Hackintosh, since most PCs don't have support for Quartz Extreme, a necessary graphics component for watching videos with Quicktime, 3D Animations, Games, etc.

Man, I wish I could play CoD 2 on my Hackintosh, but my graphics card doesn't support QT/QE...

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Person 1: Qwegleh! Mac OS X is based on FreeBSD! Aijoobah!

Person 2: Mleehook! Ya, ya, FreeBSD!

(Smart) Person 3: Hey, 'tards! It's based on Darwin, it only borrows some components from FreeBSD.

People 1 & 2: Kweejeemah! Us no like-ey! Us no care-ey! Michcollobunzigha! Us be go now in go machine that go-go vroom!

Person 1: Enchofalgakh!

Person 2: Ufchontingrtagher!

(Smart) Person 3: Whatever.

Mac OS X by OSXTree May 13, 2011

MacOS X 

A form of Unix for those who require simplicity and a monolithic design above the configurability and stability of Linux. It's just another tool to do a job, despite what both pro-mac and anti-mac zealots will tell you.

Since Raul could not find any OS X users wearing black turtlenecks and berets, he moved from OS 9 to Windows XP.

MacOS X by Anonymous August 16, 2003

MacOS X 

1. A hybrid of the original Macintosh operating system and NextStep, based on Mach and FreeBSD and designed as the native system for recent-model Mac hardware.
2. Bad-ass rock-stable OS for people who actually want to get work done and don't want to screw around with drivers for 8000 different chipsets and security holes the size of the Ted Williams Tunnel.
3. Something PC zealots completely deny the existence of.

MacOS X by Brian X June 22, 2003

MacOS X 

Something that doesn't make your computer crash. HEAR THAT, PC USERS?

I'm typing this definition on a PC right now. Hopefully it won't cra–
::: Warning! Warning! An error has occurred! Please shut off your computer or your hard drive will be erased :::
Damn it! I know I should have gotten one of those new iMacs with OS X!

MacOS X by It's easy mm-kay! December 22, 2003