penile loogie 

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom

The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom

penile loogie by connorsji May 8, 2008

Loogie Paradox 

The Loogie Paradox, also known as the Spit Catch 22, refers to a phenomenon of hocking a loogie in another's mouth and while the other returns the favor.

Guy 1: Bro, I just spit in my girlfriend mouth and she spit back
Guy 2: That sounds a lot like the Loogie Paradox

Loogie Paradox by Launix4eva September 16, 2021

Loonisphere 

The nutty end of the right-wing blogosphere.

Gateway Pundit is one of the leading lights of the Loonisphere.

Loonisphere by cindychesterton July 11, 2009

Loonibus 

Adjective; derived from Urdu, meaning homosexual or generally effete in character or appearence.

Note: Calling an Urdu-speaker a 'Loonibus' to his face may earn you a severe beating or worse; not recommended.

That guy is Loonibus' OR 'That guy is such a Loonibus
gay homosexual bent weird bender

Loonibus by Cedric Diggery December 26, 2010

leoniegirl 

A Leoniegirl is the sweetest smartest and most beautyfull girl you will ever meet. She has class and doesnt send lulupics. She is strong like a Lion and sweet like a kitten. If you earn her trust she will be your best friend forever. Give her cookies and your loke and she will be yours.

I saw a Leoniegirl last night.. I think im in loke now !

leoniegirl by OldDumby January 20, 2019

Lonie 

1. She who kicks ass beyond belief.

2. The most incredible person you are ever likely to meet.

Beautiful beyond that of a goddess-like stature, possessing looks that literally can kill and makes the most divine and decadent siren look like someone who lives in a trashcan.

Sweeter than an industrial-size bathtub filled to the brim with English honey and melted lollipops.

More open-hearted than someone getting a ventricle or valve replaced on an operating table.

A woman who loves Doctor Who, vampires, Alice in Wonderland, big hugs and has (hopefully) a passing fancy in Batman.

An angelic soul. A role model. Someone truly worth giving it all for and then some. A marvellous, illuminating, precious individual, who warms your heart everytime you see her. Someone who always invokes the giddy, romantic, sentitmental side of you just by looking into your eyes. The very epitome of perfection.

The woman I love.

I love my Lonie, and that's why I wore these shoes.

Lonie by Dashiva January 10, 2009

looney 

An English gentleman who has a crazy idea which could only label them as "Insane"

Caitlyn thinks her boyfriend CJ is a complete looney sometimes...

looney by CJ (for Caitlyn :) ) December 18, 2007