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labia lobes 

When an obvious lesbian has extended ear lobes that look like over used pussy lips.
Man that chick must be a lezbo magnet. She has some serious labia lobes!
labia lobes by Jynx Baalverzi February 1, 2015

stretched lobes

Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.
Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).

probe lobes

"The art of digging in ones ears with a finger to find something either gross, sticky, waxy or just weird...better than looking for a q-tip"

"A person able to find a q-tip, knowingly NOT supposed to stick it in ear lobes, only to dig, get wax, dig deeper and extract blood."

"To probe lobes is a a good way of doing a self exam, but bad form in front of others, somewhat like picking your nose."
"Dude, I keep on having ringing in my ears, I mean I do it, I q-tip: probe lobes and still can't stop the ringing, I think I'm making it worse."

"MAYBE U HAVE TINNITUS AND SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR, TRYING TO A Q TIP TO PROBE LOBES IS DANGEROUS, I SAW IT ON A COMMERCIAL."

"Could be, but I'll go in, some intern will do a onceover, probe lobes, and have a virtual light show in my ear with that spectrum, yo, what's up with that?
probe lobes by writah' May 17, 2008

Chirp in your lobes 

To speak in somebodies ear.
"Experience what I'm about to chirp in your lobes."
Chirp in your lobes by AlianGirl December 21, 2008

frontal lobes 

These can be referred as "head tits" but is more frequently used under this term. It describes somebody who has two irregular boob-like extrudes from their head.
"look at thomas smith, he he has frontal lobes!!!"
frontal lobes by Thomas Ford November 3, 2006

Lobession 

a word used by yu-gi-oh faggots
man i'm a yu-gi-oh faggot who says "lobession"