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being pet like a chicken 

having the fetish in which a person likes to be pet on neck and scratch there. Also moving in a chicken like a manner.
Crystal: I like being pet like a chicken
Me, as an intellectual: weird flex, but okay

like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel 

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?

Like A Chicken On A Thursday

Man, John you haven't turned in your homework yet? You like a chicken on a thursday bro!

bop chicken like a flopper 

bop chicken like a flopper is a line used meaning seggsy time
"you already know, what's going to be happening" -guy 1
"we gonna fuck, downward dog, 69, im gonna bop chicken like a flopper, stick it in his ass, lock it in raw, i'll eat his ass out, cum on my lips" -guy 2
*guy 1,2&3 all laugh at the same time.. first time guy 3 has done anything other than look lost in about 83839 years*

like a wet chicken 

A phrase coined in "Roots", authored by the Pulitzer award winning novelist Alex Haley. A Mandinka elder tribesman is warning young tribesmen who have never seen a white man about the slave traders . The elder is describing how to detect the white man's presence.
"And remember, when you are close to where he has been his scent remains in the air. It is a smell like a wet chicken. The white man is here."

like a freerange chicken 

Behaving confidently and randomly, often in the wrong direction.
My mother drives like a freerange chicken.
Donald Trump tweets like a freerange chicken.