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Kettering Goggles 

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.
Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."
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letting it dry

The art of ejaculating until orgasm then letting the semen dry on your cock
Hey girl ima fan of letting it dry.

Letting the Squirrel Go 

Has anyone seen Danny? Oh he’s in the shitter letting the squirrel go.

Kettering Fairmont High School 

A local high school in Kettering, Ohio. Students there are known for their losing football team, winning marching band, and pregnant freshmen. Underneath all of the drama, however, you can find some pretty amazing people and friends that will have your back whenever, wherever.
I hope she doesn't make me attend Kettering Fairmont High School...

Letting Go 

When you love a girl, you have a great time together, you don't get a chance to date, and you end up just getting mad at each other and never talking again. But there is a slight chance you may soon be together again. This situation just really sucks, no matter what. A similar term is "breaking up."
God, it just sucks letting go...
Letting Go by Mr. Scorpion June 29, 2012

File Loitering 

The act of being in a file but not doing any work, for the sole purpose of looking busy
Oh man, I was so hung over I was File Loitering all day at work.
File Loitering by Brandon Palmer August 26, 2009

Loitering 

Littering, but with people.
Them hood rats are loitering around the 7-11.
Loitering by People Litterer May 24, 2016