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law school mistress 

Practice mistress you use during law school so that if your wife finds out you have nothing to lose as opposed to the real world mistress that you get once you are out of law school and making big money.

The law school mistress doesn't necessarily have to be up to your standards due to the fact that it is temporary and only practice for the real thing.
Bryan: "Help me pick out a law school mistress."
Sean: "Don't worry if you don't pick well, it's only practice."
law school mistress by Blam684 November 3, 2009
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Law School Outline 

This is a written document that compiles class notes, reading assignments and any other information that would help a student succeed in law school and do well on the final exam.
John: I've been working nearly two weeks writing a Law School outline for our Constitutional Law class!

Steve: Are you serious, I went on Outlines.com and just downloaded one for free and it's incredible! I'm on my way to getting an A on the final exam!

law school boyfriend 

Guy that only goes out with a girl attending a top-tier law school in the hopes that he will cash in some of her sky's-the-limit salary.
Girl 1: Sandy, have you seen Jessica's new boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's such a law school boyfriend
law school boyfriend by avalaw February 18, 2009

law school gunner

A law school gunner is a law student that will do anything, including sexual favors, for a good grade.
Bob: I heard she gave the Prof a blowjob.
Steve: She is such a law school gunner.
law school gunner by Bob and Steve November 29, 2006

Yale Law School 

The most prestigious law school in America and perhaps even the world. Yale Law School has been consistently ranked the best law school in the country for the past thirty some years and is well revered for its immensely successful and notable alumni, all of whom are perhaps colloquially regarded as the best of the best lawyers in America. Yale Law School is also considered the most difficult law school to get into with an acceptance rate usually hovering at around 9%.
Boss "My son's going to insert law school
Father "My sons going to Yale Law School"
Boss"..."

Thomas M Cooley Law School 

The largest ABA accredited law school in the United States. The main campus is located in downtown Lansing, Michigan. Cooley is famous for its lax admissions, but infamous for its difficulty and attrition rate. The faculty sets extremely high standards for all law students. Unlike other law schools, Cooley still uses a pure Socratic method and all exams are closed book. Cooley students are required to take courses that other law schools deem electives. Some of these courses include: Secured Transactions, Business Organizations, Taxation, Wills, and Evidence. Now in its 36th year, Cooley continues to graduate large classes of well qualified, well prepared lawyers. Cooley’s good reputation will continue to grow as more and more graduates achieve success in the legal profession.

Cooley is somewhat of an underdog law school that gives individuals with lower GPAs or LSAT scores a chance to earn Law Degrees. Cooley is often criticized and mocked by elite law school. However, their criticisms are almost always unfounded and often amount to nothing more than blue blooded snobbery and elitism.
Jim must have worked his butt off because he survived his first term at "Thomas M Cooley Law School".

National Law School of India University

The best college in India! It's a university because the average IQ over here is something like 30,000, and it's a school because people are nice and sweet and young at heart :).
Dude, National Law School of India University rocks!