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the one who knocks

In the criminal underworld when a man becomes so powerful he is able to show up at another man's home and kill him without repercussions, there are two people involved in this scenario. The one who opens the door and gets shot, and the one who knocks.
I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

-Walter White
the one who knocks by WelcomeTo March 16, 2014
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Kickstarter Syndrome 

When you are promised something amazing, and encourage/work/pay to make it happen, but are really numb to the probability that it's inevitably going to be a let down, or not come to fruition at all.
Kickstarter Syndrome defined:

Person A: Did you see the new Kickstarter for Megamanolamarama?
Person B: Yea! I'm already a $100 tier backer!
Person A: Me too! AWESOME!

- Scenario A -
Release day: Person A & B: This game... sucks! Why did we back it again?

-Scenario B-
Person A as an old man: Remember when we gave money to some people online to make something cool we could experience?

Person B as an old man: Yea we were stupid back then weren't we?

i am the one who knocks 

Completely badass line said by Walter White in Breaking Bad, announcing his power over others.
"A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No...I am the one who knocks."

knicker puppies 

noun - huge sweater puppies that have fallen to knee level
Hey man, that chick should be wearing a bra. Her bazooms are hangin' so low they've become knicker puppies.
knicker puppies by TsuDho November 23, 2009

Kickspike 

A common phrase used amongst junkies to express their anger towards something or someone that bothers them.
Methadone clinic counselor:

Guy, did you clean your junky shitbox bedroom yet?

Guy:

Kickspike!
Kickspike by Butt Doodle December 23, 2021

knuckslut 

person who gives knucks(pounds, fist bumps, dabs,..etc) too way to many people
BRO! last night Caleigh gave at least fifty pounds at the party, what a knuckslut!
knuckslut by pussydome June 27, 2010

Sick kicks 

To get a kick out of (someone or something) means to get a sense of enjoyment, amusement, or excitement from someone or something which is wrong, or obscene.
"Is this how you get your sick kicks?" (Some fish in Spongebob)
Sick kicks by SQuiet March 6, 2020