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Are you kidding me 

A common American phrase for expressing disbelief.
Example:

"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"

You Gotta Be Kidding Me 

A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.
A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

super kidding 

like just kidding, but way funnier. commonly abbreviated to sk
cate: oh my god lisa that dress makes you look so fat
lisa: what??? :(
cate: super kidding!
super kidding by iwasatypo May 7, 2011
1. When the "lips" of the vagina and the "lips" of the penis meet, resembling kissing.
2. usually by rubbing or slight/partial penetration as a tease, often during or as a way of foreplay
(not full penetration).
3. Also to stimulate the clitoris before sex to give her a hard taco
Example.
1. Before he penetrated sussy, joe kiszed her to give her a preview of what's to come.

2. Susy prefers kiszing as a way of foreplay
kiszing by xjaovsieer March 26, 2009

just kidding 

The universal word for I regret what I just said.
Chelsea: 9+3=8 (looks over at friends problem) just kidding!

Amy: OMG, Laura’s such a fugly bitch!
(Laura’s comes up next to her.)
Amy: just kidding!
just kidding by medusa4 September 23, 2006

...just kidding?

An expression used (typically through text) as a way to find out if the person you are talking to is okay with what you just said. If they are okay with it, then the conversation can continue to build. If not, then you can confirm it was only a joke.
John: You, me, and your girlfriend should have a three way.
John: ...just kidding?
Ben: That would be really weird.
John: *hesitation* Yeah I know.