junkyard slurpee

The act of performing oral sex on a woman by inserting a straw procured from a conveinence store fountain drink station into her vagina and sucking until it makes a sound comparable to that of a nearly empty slurpee.

Following a night of prolonged drinking, Bill proceeded to give Hiliary a sustained junkyard slurpee that rattled Lincoln's painting on the wall of the west wing.

junkyard slurpee by Franklin Furter January 11, 2008

junkyard dog

is a paid political operative, an attack dog on a leash. A Sunday morning talking head. yelps about the virtues of the Democratic faith.

Liberal talkshow hosts are junkyard dogs.

junkyard dog by Liberal killer December 25, 2009

Junkyard Frank

It's when you have sex with a girl wearing a used condom and bite her on the butt when your done.

The origin of the phrase is a podcast where the hosts were discussing a certain fictitious person and another mentions it sounds like a crude sexual position.

I did the Junkyard Frank with this girl last night

Junkyard Frank by GameKnights-Podcast July 27, 2011

junkyard slap 

When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out your dick covered in shit, and slap her in the face with it.

After i fucked her in the ass i gave her a junkyard slap.

junkyard slap by Modernprophet13 May 12, 2018

Junkyard Fodder 

Another name for a Lemon car
A car that breaks while it's driven, such as the tranny going out, the A/C stops working, the car starts backfiring, the car starts overheating, or the dash gauges stop working properly

You: Look at that PT Loser, it's a junkyard fodder.
Your friend: You mean that beige PT Cruiser parked over there running and smoke is coming from the exhaust?
You: Yeah.
Your friend: PT Cruisers suck, it should be parked in a dumpster.

Junkyard Fodder by the dustyjacobs company™ September 27, 2019

Junkyard Dog

Overly teethy aggressive penile oral stimulation.

Damn, Kathy, you were on it like a junkyard dog.

Junkyard Dog by ToeBang January 24, 2017

junkyard patrol 

Some mf white boy group of artist / producers from Grand Rapids, mi ... They kinda fire tho ngl

Damn bro you ever hearda junkyard patrol? Their new album firee

junkyard patrol by kLoON🤬🤬 July 23, 2019