Keystone Kettle

A fart trapped in a toilet by its lid and discovered later by an unsuspecting user.

Named after the keystone miners of Pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and shit in buckets. The smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.
"OMG, Matt, that's disgusting!!"

"Oh, sorry about that keystone kettle Kathy."
by ToeBang August 30, 2016
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Junkyard Dog

Overly teethy aggressive penile oral stimulation.
Damn, Kathy, you were on it like a junkyard dog.
by ToeBang January 25, 2017
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HashtagHurricane

A deluge of either semi coherent thoughts or a complete shitpile of meaningless hashtags strung together.
This sentence is followed by a HashtagHurricane. #GoMe #IDidIt #LivingTheDream "Innovation #FuckMe #AndAnother #CantGetEnough #Motivation #Just AnotherLineOrTwo #IsThisEnough #OkOneMore #LastOne #LastOneForReal #Sigh
by ToeBang October 05, 2016
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