Jiffy 

A jiffy is like a hoopty, a whip or just a car if you prefer to speak normally. The term derives from jiffy, used as an unspecified unit of time aka preppy slang meaning quickly or short period of time. However when jiffy is used by a roadman it is referring to a car, usually a piece of shit as most of them are poor, although relatively quick as it denotes from a quick period of time.

30 BSIDE: “Jump in the hoopty make dd drive it”
BigNEG:”We don’t talk ‘bout hoopty’s we Just got jiffy’s, f plates spliffy.”

Jiffy by swagstarjoe May 24, 2018

jiffy 

small reefer

i'm only rolling a jiffy

jiffy by Ed May 4, 2003

jiffy 

A small, nocturnal rodent. Virginal and tech-obsessed; kind of like a packrat, only hornier and geekier.

"Did you see that creepy little Jiffy following us around, staring at my ass and playing with his Palm?"

jiffy by Anonymous April 8, 2003

jiffy 

Means to act different, not the same as before. To switch up.

Look,I ain't got no problems leaving when I see a broad getting jiffy.

jiffy by Danny Gearl January 23, 2008

Jiffy 

Mitchell Utley's World Of Warcraft character

Dude did you see Jiffy?
Yea hes lvl 1,000,000,000

Jiffy by Bal-Sak T. Baghar August 6, 2008

Jiffy 

Condom, derived from the brand "Jiffy Condoms" ("No babies yet!)

"I'll be back in a jiffy!"

Jiffy by DominicoItalia August 3, 2008

Jiffy 

A sexual technique that starts with the Missionary Position, then gradually shifts to putting all of your body weight onto the partner on bottom, choking them with varying degrees of intensity as you reach climax. A sort of reverse attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation.

The girl I was with last night was a freak! She wanted me to Jiffy her, man!

Jiffy by JLThaDoc April 24, 2011