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I first heard "jerkstore" on an episode of Seinfeld. George (Jason Alexander) was at a business meeting, eating a whole mess o' shrimp. This other guy says, "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." Everyone has a good laugh and George is speechless. On the drive home, he thinks up a comeback "Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, they're running out of you."
Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called... they're running out of you.
jerkstore by richie! November 15, 2004
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Jerked Around

Being placed into unreasonable situations generally for the benefit or amusement of someone else. This often occurs as punishment for minor transgressions or a simple faux pas.
"Man when Travis applied for a new job and then was denied a promotion because of it, he was jerked around. Those bitch managers need to get laid and stop messing with peoples lives."
Jerked Around by jclv1000 October 1, 2008

circle jerkus 

Drop that raggedy Andy Serkis, circle jerkus!
circle jerkus by Slam poet #1 March 26, 2018
One who displays the characteristics of both a jerk and an ass at the same time.
That jerkass just cut me off.
jerkass by JohnnyMize April 10, 2003
Outta my way, jerkass!
jerkass by Tyler Pence February 14, 2003

Jerkservative 

A conservative individual or organisation (especially a rude one) who attacks non-conservatives over various reasons including not being a conservative, writing from a non-conservative perspective or merely opposing conservatives.
Jerkservative news sources like India’s OpIndia have attacked various non-conservative individuals organisations, including Wikipedia.
Jerkservative by XYZian June 8, 2020