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Isle Of Wight 

Isle Of Wight or Isle Of 'White' as known by locals.

Small island of the south coast of England. Extremely beautiful.

Unfortunatly foreigners and mainlanders feel the need to move there. although they will NEVER be welcome.
Pollyanna: Look mummy, over there! a foreigner!!

Mother: Shoot em baby! dont want anyone on our Isle Of Wight..

Pollyanna: okay mama.. wel feed em to our pigs..
Isle Of Wight by LOVE_MY_ISLAND February 5, 2010
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isle of white 

1) An incorrect spelling of the Isle of Wight, in Southern England.

2) Used by both Islanders and non-islanders about the Isle of Wight having an extremely high percentage of white people compared to the rest of England.
1) person a: I went to the Isle of white last week
person b: You mean the Isle of Wight?

2) person a: I went to the Isle of wight last week and we walked in to a pub and were just stared at. Didn't see another black person all week.
person b: They don't call it the isle of white for nothing!
isle of white by Suverner February 5, 2009

Isle of man 

Millionaire 1: should I put something back into the society to which I owe all my wealth?
Millionaire 2: No...best not. Try the Isle of Man instead.
Isle of man by Brigante June 26, 2005

Isle of Man 

The Ass End Of Brittan. It is the worst place to live as everything is so goddamn expensive!! There is nothing for teenage population to do, apart from drink, drugs and get into trouble withs the ol' bill. Our Summer consists of 2 weeks in June. This is when we host the world famous TT races, this is the only time of the year we (as teenages) can actually do anything, which consists of drink, drugs, getting into trouble with the ol' bill and we have a fun fare!!! woopie.

Pleasetake my advice don't come here it would be a waste of your money!

It is more commonly refered to as 'The Rock' and most of the people I know cannot wait to get off this shithole!! This includes Myself!!!

I almost forgot there is like nowhere to skate. Which really suck being a boarder and all!! ¬¬
Manxy 1 - 'Hey Boy, when are you coming back to the rock? (Isle of Man)'

Manxy 2 (off island somewhere better) - 'Never'

Manxy 1 - ' Don't blame ya'
Isle of Man by skatehardordie March 4, 2011

isle blockers

A group of two or more people blocking the aisle in your favorite retailer.
I really wanted some Ruffles but there were a bunch of Isle Blockers in the way, so I went to get some aluminum foil first.
isle blockers by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018

isle of man 

1 - A island where sigma based males live

2 - Island between Ireland and United Kingdom.
yo did you hear joe went to isle of man
isle of man by rxvygrpteb9es5t00 January 21, 2022

Isle of Wight 

The Isle of Wight is a brilliant place to live for people of all ages, we have some of the most popular business's in the UK and have fabulous scenery. We're famous for our Isle of Wight Festival which brings people from all over the UK.

Although we have had some ruff times in the past we are all fighting through it and making great friends doing so.

The Isle of Wight has a very stereotypical view that we only have elderly people here - this isn't true. We have a wide scale of people children to the elderly.
Isle of Wight by JElsley January 1, 2012