Irvine Welsh 

1) Famous Scottish writer best known for his novel, "Trainspotting".

2) Synonymous with "mondo-awesome", or "maximo funnage".

Yo, we wuz all at Brette'z place lazt nizzite. Dat shiznit was totally Irvine Welsh, couzin.

Irvine Welsh by rainbow chicken July 29, 2006

irvine-fortescue

Relating to a medieval Scottish clan, irvine-fortescue is a term often used in Scottish rap battles. It refers to a 'Scot' who spends the majority of his time either in the gym or on the 'lash'. The love of 'lash' is so extreme that most bar tenders are told to remove anything non-alcoholic from any drink ordered. Although some may perceive this irvine-fortescuism cool, often those of a feminine persuasion are less than impressed. These negative connotations are balanced by the other meaning of irvine-fortescue which refers to a man of extreme sincerity. It may also refer to a propensity to make up dreams to impress friends.

'Mate, did you hear about Fred's dream? He's well cool'
'Na. He made it up to impress you'
'Oh, he's such an irvine-fortescue'

'Hey mate how you doing?'
'I'd appreciate it if you'd move along please - this is serious'
'wow, what an irvine-fortescue'

'Is that guy benching 200 kilos whilst drinking straight vodka'
'Ye - such an irvine-fortescue'

irvine-fortescue by Harvey-de-Lash May 16, 2010

UC Irvine Football 

A non-existent college football program.

Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.

Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!

Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!

Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!

Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.

Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!

Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.

UC Irvine Football by ZXY&ABC October 22, 2022

Audrey Irvine 

Someone who is amazing in every single way. Doesn't know his/her real beauty. He/she is the best friend you could ever ask for. He/She gives the best advice and is there for you every second of the day. They are the closest thing to perfect. Most people would kill to be an Audrey Irvine.

Wow, Audrey Irvine has made my day once again!

Audrey Irvine by lifeisgoodtoday March 14, 2011

Stephen Irvine

Mid physics teacher that has dementia and thinks that a document from "Somewhere, i think its kildare" is gold.

Stephen Irvine has dementia

Stephen Irvine by Ur Mum 01 October 25, 2022

The Irvine effect 

a phenomenon in which a normal person moves or spends prolonged time in Irvine and becomes increasingly angry, lowers his or her standards, and starts to hate all types of people.

why are you so angry? cause the Irvine effect. I'd rather tortured by the chinese communist, than see them here in Irvine.

The Irvine effect by niggman star33 August 4, 2011

University of California, Irvine

A relatively young, highly ranked school established in 1965 with great academics that is steadily rising in reputation. UC Irvine has one of the highest student populations of Asians at around 52% in 2008.

Some people still think that UCI has no social scene because it is set in the stereotype that it is a "commuter school".

Irvine, the city the school resides in, is a very safe and clean (not to mention very expensive) community.

UC Irvine was ranked #41 in the National Universities category and #11 in the Top Public Universities in the United States by U.S News and World Reports' "Best Colleges 2011" annual rankings.

Amanda was rejected from the University of California, Irvine.

University of California, Irvine by firenoxx September 11, 2010