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"Insert Persons Full Name" Special 

When a person continually fucks up at the same thing in the same way so much so that the act of fucking it up becomes known as a Special. When a another person makes the same fuck up as the originator, that act can then be known as "Insert Originators Full Name" Special.
Insult to injury is added if originator is in same room when term is used on someone.
e.g of "Insert Persons Full Name" Special.

Alan & Dave driving to another town

Alan "Jimmy always get lost driving"

Dave "Now im fucking lost"

Alan "Yeah you done a Jimmy Smith Special"

Dave "Shit"
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insert a seal team 

The act of sitting down on a toilet to empty your bowels, simulating the insertion if the world's finest into the ocean.
Hold on, I need to insert a seal team
insert a seal team by Nacho71 January 19, 2017

[Insert text here] 

the most annoying chump youll ever meet
hey Insert text here is kinda annoying dont ya think?

insert two apple in ass

guy 1: hey apl
guy 2: heyo apl
guy 3:HEY GUYS WHATS UP *insert two apple in ass* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
guy 2: god dammit man

(Insert name) Jerk Me Off! 

1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it
Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!

Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!

insert politically incorrect word here 

Any word that might be considered offensive, politically incorrect, or triggering.
You can't say insert politically incorrect word here that's offensive.

(insert verb/noun) it up

To do something (insert verb) or be something (insert noun) to a very high degree as if to fill the entire room with it.
(insert verb/noun) it up

verb: He's not very good. I mean he's really stinking it up.

noun: That girl is such a slut. Does she always have to whore it up like that?