Incompecunt

An individual incapable of completing the simplest of tasks using logic principles they have been trained to use, while acting like they are outstanding in their field.

Johnny is such an incompecunt that he once again did not order enough of the materials for the job, even after I gave him a complete list of what was needed. When I approached him he argued that it was my mistake!

Incompecunt by HOTDOGVNDR2108 April 26, 2019

Strategic Incompetence 

Avoiding unwanted work by emphasizing one's own incompetence and/or praising someone else's greater competence.

"I would address the wedding invitations myself," said Cecile, in a dazzling display of strategic incompetence, "But my handwriting is practically illegible."

Strategic Incompetence by YoshinoyaBeefBowl May 25, 2021

bethesda-grade incompetence 

Making something that could be good but ends up being terrible, but people enjoy it anyway; ignoring hundreds and hundreds of helpful suggestions; generally being a giant assclown that is clearly only worried about selling the bridge that you are currently burning while standing on.

The world fades from black. You sit in a wooden cart, surrounded by bandits. One of the bandits has terribly broken textures, and two others are incorrectly labelled as housecats. You shout out to God almighty "I think there's a mistake here!!" Suddenly, a feral pig jumps out of a bush and explodes, killing you. This is some Bethesda-grade incompetence.

bethesda-grade incompetence by OldManBOMBIN August 1, 2019

Incompetent 

No good at anything

Skylar Arpin working at beaver mills is very incompetent

Incompetent by Ztolen88 November 8, 2013

incompetent 

1. Republican
2. Democrat
3. Anyone who serves in the house of senate of the united states.

1. It's incompetent to place the people who cause our economy to collapse in charge.
2. It's incompetent to spend more money even though our economy has collapsed and you 5 trillion dollars in debt.
3. It's incompetent to have a debate as to whether or not we should be having a debate.

incompetent by Steven-Oh Bia May 5, 2010

incompetence

A group of Montgomery County Public Schools (MCPS) staff or administrators.

You have a congress of owls, a herd of deer, and an incompetence of MCPS staff.
We were having a very productive meeting before we were joined by an incompetence of MCPS staff.

incompetence by Lemonjello Jones November 7, 2018

incompetent fucktard 

one who does not work, still lives with his mother, is too fucking old and can't take the hint, makes no effort whatsoever to spend time with someone, makes you pursue him instead of the other way around, has nothing going for him whatsoever and expects you to support his dumb ass.

I'm done dating incompetent fucktards...they can pretty much all go to hell.

incompetent fucktard by foolinlove December 14, 2008