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Mallory's Ice Cream Day 

Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).

*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!
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she's a ice cream 

A term used by the teenage boys.

When a girl seems not to be sure of what she wants when you trying to hook up.

She is cold when she's around her friends

But melts to your words when your alone.
You seems like she's unsure of your relation, she's a ice cream.

space icecream 

Spunking cock,, pink and rockhard wen pressed against the lips,,soon resulting in a creamy mouthful wen sucked
"uncle fred have i alwayz gotta wear a blindfold wen i eat SPACE ICECREAM"
space icecream by DVDA massive February 2, 2004

Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine 

When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it on the shitter's chest.
This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.

salamander icecream cone 

In a sexual connotation, to cover one's fist in lubricant, insert fist into a partner's asshole, twist it around, and finally pull it out and have your partner lick it off.

Also known as Denny's Special Buttfast Slam / the Fist in my Hammy
"That chick was fuckin nuts. She tried to feed me a salamander icecream cone, good thing I smelled the shit before I licked it"

Strawberry shortcake icecream 

Icecream with vanilla and strawberry cream mixed with shortcake crumbs

Devil's Ice Cream

A strain of weed that mixes AK47 and Diablo, born in Maine
"Man I got that good shit, its called the Devil's Ice Cream"

"We were so toasted off that Devil's Ice Cream"
Devil's Ice Cream by Cougar75 February 8, 2010