bad moot hygiene

The cause of your previously rock hard schlong shriveling into nothing. When a woman's vagina stinks so bad you now suffer from PTSD and are afraid of being with any woman ever again.

Teddy: Mayne, my rock hard schlong just turned into a dead fish.

JBoy: What caused it? AIDs?

Teddy: Nah mayne, it was that bad moot hygiene.

bad moot hygiene by straightXed July 15, 2014

sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration 

when,once a person succumbs to a potentially pandemic/epidemic causing disease, his body is not returned to his relatives for burial but is instead incinerated (usually by government executive order) for obvious sanitary/hygiene reasons in order to prevent further infection and try and stop the rampant pandemic/epidemic from spreading.

all the religious and superstitious spiel aside, and despite the fact that sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration was inefficiently used during The Black Death epidemic of 1347-1351 in Europe, IMHO sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration should still be considered as a viable option in treating the current Ebola outbreak in Western Africa

sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration by Uncle Dimma July 29, 2014

spiritual hygiene 

The act of maintaining a healthy spiritual affect.

I like to practice good spiritual hygiene in order to maintain my positive attitude.

spiritual hygiene by Chris Carlson January 7, 2008

3 S's of Hygiene 

shit shower shave

I had to do the 3 S's of hygiene not bathing for a week straight.

3 S's of Hygiene by hardhitr3 July 31, 2009

Pooral Hygiene

Abbreviation of Poor Oral Hygiene.

Probably quite popular term among the dentistry profession.

If someone isn't in a routine of brushing their teeth often and just generally keeping their breath smelling minty and inoffensive you might feel inclined to say:

"wow, that rancid old man is breathing on the other side of the bus and I can smell the stench of Worthers Original and pipe smoke on his breath. He must have very pooral hygiene"

Pooral Hygiene by axel.bjorn December 13, 2009

vaginal hygiene 

An act reserved only for women who are not slutty whores and high end strippers (who are worth the premium). Involves deep douching of the vagina and occasional anti-smell soapings.

Lindsey: I haven't douched or used Vagisil in months!
Larry: You slutty ho! Vaginal hygiene should be a priority if you're worth $500.

vaginal hygiene by Eagleslax May 21, 2016

Tech Hygiene 

Healthy habits and practices with digital technology that can improve your productivity and mental health.

He kept his phone turned on next to his bed and struggled to practice tech hygiene, negatively impacting his sleep.

Tech Hygiene by nourishedninja May 26, 2018