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a person who usually dresses like a slut, or whore. Also is very horny in alot of situations. May even have false teeth.
Man, i feel very hornish right now, what about you?
Hornish by Jordan McIntyre February 28, 2008

horned up 

I was so horned up last night I'd have shagged anything
horned up by Dogbyte December 23, 2006

Hornibifida 

A medical condition in which a person is constantly horny and unable to stop being sexually aroused. Potentially brought about by the use of viagra and levitra.
Man I woke up today with the worst case of hornibifida this morning. I beat the meat three times already and it wont go away. This is fucking ridiculous.
Hornibifida by Big Mang Flaves October 17, 2009

Chuck a Hoonie 

To cut someone's grass, to interrupt a discussion between two people..
-Will you talk to her?
-No she is talking to Josh
-Just chuck a hoonie
Chuck a Hoonie by Sonafets May 22, 2021
Direct speech, straightforward approach in regards to sex and longing.
This term is a mix of horny and honest
-"I'm gon' be hornest with you...I want to fuck you now"

-I hate my day. I want a penis. Do you have one?
-wow, that was hornest!

etc.
hornest by majority May 22, 2014

tard fam horniness

The idea that the horny gene found in tard fam members is insanely potent. At times, that horny gene will just completely take over one of the members and make them do things that you can't even think of. Some of the shit that these niggas be doing when they horny just makes you ask yourself: "how horny do you have to be?" A big part of the high horniness level is due to Norman "Nick" and York being overly obsessed with females and getting instant boners at the thought of pussy. Mike Carlson is also obsessed with females but doesn't expose himself as much as the other two.
*York during prime horny hours*
*sees a tweet from a bitch with HUGE tits: "I need a hug"*
*York responds to tweet: "I can give good hugs :)"*

Okay, York…I see that tard fam horniness kicking in
(btw, I had many examples to choose from, this one just happens to be the most recent one)
tard fam horniness by TurnM3Up December 17, 2020