hetched

The combination of horrible and wretched

Oh my god, that girl's dress is so hetched...where did she get it the dumpster?

That play was so hetched, i almost threw up

hetched by letmelive January 10, 2006

Hatched plan 

As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. When a plan comes together, "I love it when a plan comes together".

We have reached our goal, our hatched plan has come together.

Hatched plan by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020

hatched, matched, and dispatched 

A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.

For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.

hatched, matched, and dispatched by EnglisIrishRose May 30, 2011

Hitcher 

Character from The Mighty Boosh played by British comedian Noel Fielding. He is a green cockney, with a polo around his eye because he has "minty vision".
Cruel and Crude, he is well known for pissing a lot.

The Hitcher is a cockney geezer with minty vision.

Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job
Ave a cuppa tea

I'm a cockney flower watch me shower!

Every boo goes to making my erection that little bit stronger! Don't boo after the concept, fucking weirdo!

Hitcher by Vanilla Lionheart June 23, 2008

Bitches Before Hitches

When your girlfriends win out over your spouse. Holla!

Listen, hubby, I may have said "I do", but she's my bo. She's right, you're wrong and I got her back. Bitches before hitches, aight? Now step off!

Bitches Before Hitches by hyoung23 February 27, 2011

alfred hitchdick 

its the same guy as alfred hitchcock but he directs porno's
hes not a real person but you can call a sex addicted person that

u mom is such an alfred hitchdick

alfred hitchdick by Bobby McJoebob December 20, 2009

Hitchervictorian 

A hitch hiker that travels all around the state Victoria, in Australia.

That person is a hitchervictorian.

Hitchervictorian by budgetgod June 29, 2017