Dude1: "that guy is such a hershey highway driver"
Dude2: "dude, how do you know??"
Dude1: "he got me last night!!"
Dude2: "so thats why you cant fart or sit down!!"
"Oh man I heardJimmy is part of the Hershey Highway Patrol?"
"Yeah, him and his partner work Fridays and Saturdays."
"Wonder if he's gonna take his kid to Take Your Kid To Work Day."
These two phrases combined produce a very fulfilling burn which just rolls off the tongue and often spurrs spontaneous orgasms in nearby females within a 15 metre radius.
Guy 1 - "Lol so i was shopping at HH Greg and I found the cutest pair of little shoezies!"
Guy 2 - "... Hershey Highway Road Warrior Rly?"
Nearby Women - "UUUNGH!!"