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Hershey Hailstone 

When the gases in your colon are so great that they fire out a turd that bounces of the porcelain with loud report!
After Jon ate that burrito he was raining some serious "Hershey Hailstone!"
Hershey Hailstone by My Anus January 28, 2013

Hershey Squirts 

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).
Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.
Hershey Squirts by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

hershey highlighter 

The act of cramming ones own feces into the complimentary hotel hair dryer so that the next unsuspecting person to use it gets a head full of brown highlights.
The hershey highlighter should only be used at seedy grungy hotels that you will not be returning to and at the same time encouraging the next guest to seek other hotels for future occasions.
"This hotel was kicking us out and i decided to leave a hershey highlighter in the room."

"Jane i really love how those hershey highlights bring out your eyes"

hershey's squirts 

the runs, diahrea, chocolate volcano, etc. when your shit is hella runny and it comes out with a great explosion of warm shitty goodness.
"I don't feel so good...I have Hershey's squirts"
hershey's squirts by LaRon May 18, 2006

Hershey Dick 

Its when you do anal with a girl and pull your cock out and its covered in shit
I was pounding this hoe in that ass and when I pulled out I saw I had Hershey dick
Hershey Dick by hahasuka November 29, 2017

Hershey Shower 

When someone takes a shit, does not wipe, then goes into the shower to rinse off the shit.
"Hey Carl, I didn't feel like wiping, so I took a hershey shower.
Hershey Shower by A Lanz March 31, 2009