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heil christmas

Heil Christmas means to have a Victorious Christmas. Due to the intermixing of German with the word Christmas, it has a (somewhat negative) double meaning.
Me: Heil Christmas!
Someone else: Whoa that's some interesting wordplay, Jesus was a Jew, and you know what those Germans did with those ovens and showers.
Me: I spread Christmas cheer wherever I go!
heil christmas by methodangel December 20, 2009
Related Words

heil five 

when two people attempt to give each other a high five, but miss, resulting in two unintentional Nazi salutes
Hey man, Archibald and Chester of the checkers team must have poor eye-hand coordination because they just heil fived each other.
heil five by bobthechef July 11, 2010

Heil horus 

Horus egyptian deity . Black culutured God to give praise and worship to.
Heil horus fuck hitler and those shit heads
Heil horus by Heil horus October 4, 2018
When you fuck the gerbil out of a man's ass and he shits on the floor.
Last Tuesday, Stan the gerbil burrowed deep into Mike's asshole. Using my dick like a fishing rod, I tied gerbil pellets to my shaft and slowly fucked Mike's ass until he made a Heil Pile.
Heil Pile by Tugger October 20, 2021

Heil my Hitler 

Another word in place of giving someone a blowjob. Sucking a dick the way Hitler would :)
Johnny: Get on your knees and Heil my Hitler bitch!

Sally: No! You can't make me you Nazi son of a bitch!
Heil my Hitler by ZeroDesert June 1, 2009

Heil Hitler Mustache

before wiping your ass taking some off and draw a hitler moustache on a young lady's uper lip
Last night i got really bored on the toilet, soo before i was done i called my girlfriend in and surprised her with a Heil Hitler Mustache...
Heil Hitler Mustache by stephenog August 24, 2010