7 definitions by bobthechef
Polish slang for a boorish, unsophisticated, and vulgar bloke; a rube. Etymologically, it derives from "Bolek", diminutive of "Bolesław", an ancient Polish name meaning "great glory", making it ironic that "bolek" conjures images of a bald meathead wearing Adidas sweatpants.
Bolek: "Kurwaaaaa. Kurwaaaa. Ja pierdoleeee. Kurwaaaaaaa."
Jan: "Wow, what a bolek. He's dumber than he looks and I didn't think that was possible. I wonder if he can handle taking taking my garbage."
Jan: "Wow, what a bolek. He's dumber than he looks and I didn't think that was possible. I wonder if he can handle taking taking my garbage."
by bobthechef November 20, 2020
Also known as shit lasagna. Made by taking a crap in the tub and then placing a layer of newspaper over it. This process is repeated to create a shit lasagna.
Bob likes to crap in his tub, spread it around, and layer newspaper on the crap. He calls it a fecal lasagna.
by bobthechef April 30, 2006
A person who is controversial for the sake of being controversial. One who engaged in "mental masturbation."
by bobthechef November 7, 2005
by bobthechef March 16, 2022
by bobthechef August 2, 2021
when two people attempt to give each other a high five, but miss, resulting in two unintentional Nazi salutes
Hey man, Archibald and Chester of the checkers team must have poor eye-hand coordination because they just heil fived each other.
by bobthechef July 11, 2010
by bobthechef September 1, 2006